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I called the IRS today with one question: Does a homeless person have to pay taxes? Absolutely, the man told me. I thanked him and hung up. I liked that conversation. Asked a simple question, got a simple answer. From that conversation I place the IRS high above Welfare and the Housing Authority and the Defense Department. Ask questions to those people and you get a big run around. I called the Defense Department wit

“You know what they called UFO’s in ancient days? Chariots of the gods, that’s what. Your typical ancient saw something weird hurling across the sky, he assumed it was just Apollo or Sun-Ra or Odin or whoever out for a spin. Nowadays no one believes in gods, but lotsa’ folks sure believe in UFO’s from other planets. You believe in UFO’s?” Rachel believed in an evil force that

God strode purposefully into the batter’s box, tapped some dirt off His divine cleats, and positioned His bat on His broad, steely right shoulder.  His powerful muscles protruded majestically through taut, ruddy skin.  His imposing frame tapered like a marble column, or a California redwood, or the world’s largest skyscraper, the Sears Tower, which stood only a few miles away.  And His well-hewn countenan