Dog vs. Spiderman Prelude Our new friend Stephanie M. gifted us a bunch of dog toys, notably several stuffed Spiderman dolls. The contest of Dog vs. Spiderman has proven to be one-sided. The dog rips into the shells and tears out the cotton stuffing, leaving limp cloth Spiderman shells and severed limbs and heads strewn about the carpet. We can imagine dog-toy versions of Doctor Octopus and the Green Goblin cackling